The Press Kit.
Everything But the Coffee.

Cover art, bios in three lengths, the facts, and five interview questions that get better answers than “so, tell me about your book.” Take what you need. It’s all here so you never have to email and wait.

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Author Bio

Jonathan Bach, in Three Sizes

One-liner (podcast intro) Jonathan Bach is an attorney, mixed-media artist, and dad who wrote and illustrated Clarence Gets a Bargain — a picture book that sneaks real financial literacy into a story about a kid and a robot.
Short (~60 words) Jonathan Bach is an attorney, mixed-media artist, and children’s book author — simultaneously right-brained and left-brained, which means he can draft a contract and illustrate a picture book in the same afternoon. His debut, Clarence Gets a Bargain, teaches kids ages 6–10 how to actually spend money wisely: sale ads, markdowns, coupons, and the sales tax at the register. Story first. Money smarts sneak in.
Long (~130 words) Jonathan Bach is a real estate finance and title attorney with 30+ years of experience, a mixed-media artist, and a dad with a documented reputation as a deal master. He once got a merchant on a cruise ship to match the sale price on the company’s own website. Separately, and with the tags to prove it, he has walked out of the same Nordstrom Rack having paid one cent — once for a $293 pair of Mephistos, once for a $69.50 shirt. Both stickers say “99% Savings,” which undersells it. He wrote and illustrated Clarence Gets a Bargain because money habits form by age seven, and most kids’ money books are either too dry for a first grader or too thin for a fifth grader. His answer: a 36-page story in which a boy earns a robot reward and completes one real purchase, from “shopping homework” with the sale ads to handing a coupon to the cashier. The book covers 16+ financial concepts, aligns to five national standards frameworks, and ends with a 21-term glossary. Kids read it for the robot. The rest sneaks in.
Fact Sheet

The Numbers Desk

TitleClarence Gets a Bargain
Author / IllustratorJonathan Bach (also the publisher — independent)
ISBN-13979-8-234-07638-0
LCCN2026906164
FormatHardbound, case bound, full color, 11 × 8.5″, 36 pages
AudienceAges 6–10, grades 1–5 (Est. Lexile AD 620L)
ReadingBuilt as a read-along — a kid and a grown-up, at bedtime or in the classroom; a money-talk starter by design
Price$19.99, direct at clarencegetsabargain.com
Concepts16+, including budgeting, comparison shopping, coupons & markdowns, sales tax, 529 college savings, and Wants vs. Needs
StandardsJump$tart, Common Core Math, Common Core ELA, CEE, FDIC Money Smart
Back matter21-term financial glossary, page-referenced to the story
EndorsementsMaryann Milewski Moskal, veteran elementary educator (30+ years, K–5); Wally Luckeydoo, Ed.D. (2026 EIFLE Educator of the Year; 2026 Jump$tart Corey Carlisle Award); Pam Pereira, attorney, former district attorney and mediator
Proof

The One-Cent Tags

Two items, one Nordstrom Rack, a penny each — and he kept the stickers. Barcodes are obscured; the prices are not.

Nordstrom Rack clearance tag inside a shoe: Mephisto Sano, size 10.5, compare at $293, marked $199.97, final price $.01, sticker reads 99% Savings
Mephisto Sano · $293 → $.01
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Nordstrom Rack clearance tag on a shirt: color Pine, size X-Large, original $69.50, final price $.01, sticker reads 99% Savings
Shirt, Pine, X-Large · $69.50 → $.01
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Both stickers say “99% Savings.” A penny off $293 is 99.997%. A penny off $69.50 is 99.986%. The retailer was being modest.

Full Review

Pam Pereira — Attorney, Former DA & Mediator

Parent of a second grader. Quote in full, for anyone who wants more than a pull-quote. Please reproduce verbatim.

“I really enjoyed Clarence Gets a Bargain. As the parent of a second grader, I appreciated that the money concepts are worked into the story in a way that feels natural. It does not feel like a lesson or a homework assignment. My child could follow the story and enjoy it, and still picked up ideas about money, value, and making choices.

I also liked how the glossary terms show up again in the story. That helped make the words easier to understand, because they were not definitions sitting alone on a page. They were connected to what was actually happening.

The illustrations are great too. They have a fun, polished look that my kiddo responded to, with enough realism to make the characters feel familiar.

I would definitely recommend this book for teachers, parents, and grandparents. It is not a one-time read. It is the kind of book you keep nearby and come back to when you want to help a child understand money without turning it into a lecture.”

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Interview

Five Questions That Get Good Answers

  1. Ask him about the one-cent tags. (Two of them, same Nordstrom Rack, a penny each — and he kept the stickers. Then ask how he got a cruise-ship merchant to match the company’s own website.)
  2. Why a book about spending, when every other kids’ money book is about saving? (His fork-in-the-road argument: before a kid ever saves a dollar or invests one, they spend one.)
  3. What’s “shopping homework,” and why do kids weirdly love it? (Sale ads, coupon inserts, and a mission — from page 4 of the book.)
  4. You’re an attorney and an artist. Which half wrote this book? (Both. One drew the robots; the other made sure the sales tax was accurate.)
  5. What happens in Aisle Five? (He won’t spoil it. Neither should you — but it’s the moment the whole book turns, and there’s a very large orange sign involved.)
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