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Author Bio

Jonathan Bach, in Three Sizes

One-liner (podcast intro) Jonathan Bach is an attorney, mixed-media artist, and dad who wrote and illustrated Clarence Gets a Bargain — a picture book that sneaks real financial literacy into a story about a kid and a robot.
Short (~60 words) Jonathan Bach is an attorney, mixed-media artist, and children’s book author — simultaneously right-brained and left-brained, which means he can draft a contract and illustrate a picture book in the same afternoon. His debut, Clarence Gets a Bargain, teaches kids ages 6–10 how to actually spend money wisely: sale ads, markdowns, coupons, and the sales tax at the register. Story first. Money smarts sneak in.
Long (~130 words) Jonathan Bach is a real estate finance and title attorney with 25+ years of experience, a mixed-media artist, and a dad with a documented reputation as a deal master — he once convinced a cruise-ship retailer to price-match a competitor and paid one cent for a $300 pair of shoes. That is not a typo. He wrote and illustrated Clarence Gets a Bargain because money habits form by age seven, and most kids’ money books are either too dry for a first grader or too thin for a fifth grader. His answer: a 36-page story in which a boy earns a robot reward and completes one real purchase, from “shopping homework” with the sale ads to handing a coupon to the cashier. The book covers 16+ financial concepts, aligns to five national standards frameworks, and ends with a 21-term glossary. Kids read it for the robot. The rest sneaks in.
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The Numbers Desk

TitleClarence Gets a Bargain
Author / IllustratorJonathan Bach (also the publisher — independent)
ISBN-13979-8-234-07638-0
LCCN2026906164
FormatHardbound, case bound, full color, 11 × 8.5″, 36 pages
AudienceAges 6–10, grades 1–5 (Est. Lexile AD 620L)
Price$19.99, direct at clarencegetsabargain.com
Concepts16+, including budgeting, comparison shopping, coupons & markdowns, sales tax, 529 college savings, and Wants vs. Needs
StandardsJump$tart, Common Core Math, Common Core ELA, CEE, FDIC Money Smart
Back matter21-term financial glossary, page-referenced to the story
EndorsementsMaryann Milewski Moskal, veteran elementary educator (30+ years, K–5); Wally Luckeydoo, Ed.D. (2026 EIFLE Educator of the Year; 2026 Jump$tart Corey Carlisle Award)
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Interview

Five Questions That Get Good Answers

  1. Ask him about the one-cent shoes. (A $300 pair, a cruise ship, a price-match, and the origin story of the “deal master” reputation.)
  2. Why a book about spending, when every other kids’ money book is about saving? (His fork-in-the-road argument: before a kid ever saves a dollar or invests one, they spend one.)
  3. What’s “shopping homework,” and why do kids weirdly love it? (Sale ads, coupon inserts, and a mission — from page 4 of the book.)
  4. You’re an attorney and an artist. Which half wrote this book? (Both. One drew the robots; the other made sure the sales tax was accurate.)
  5. What happens in Aisle Five? (He won’t spoil it. Neither should you — but it’s the moment the whole book turns, and there’s a very large orange sign involved.)
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