✂ Available In-Person & Virtual

The Clearance Aisle
Assembly.

A read-aloud visit where Clarence shops for a robot — and the kids do the math. Author Jonathan Bach, live in your school or library.

45 min session
Gr. 1–5 grade levels
16+ concepts taught
100% story-first
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No form. No portal. Just an email.

Pick Your Format.

PTA reading, full-school assembly, single classroom, or virtual — same content, different footprint.

PTA / Family Night

The PTA Reading

Parents in the room changes everything. Kids show off what they know; parents realize they're sitting through a money lesson, too. Works as a standalone PTA event or paired with curriculum nights.

Families welcome 45–60 min Book sale option
Classroom Visit

One Class, Deep Dive

More room for discussion when it's just one class. Read-aloud plus the interactive shopping activity — kids physically compare "robots" and vote on the better deal. Works especially well for Grade 2–4 financial literacy units.

Single classroom 45 min Activity included
Virtual

No Travel Required

Same visit, Zoom or Google Meet. Works for schools in any state — or for districts running coordinated financial literacy week programming across multiple buildings. Presentation materials shared in advance.

Any state Zoom / Meet Multi-school option

In-person visits currently available in Maryland, Delaware, and the greater DC Metro area. Travel considered for multi-school bookings.

What Happens During a Visit.

Roughly 45 minutes. No prep required from teachers. Here's how it flows.

01

The Setup

Jonathan introduces the book and Clarence's mission — earn a robot reward, then figure out how to spend it like a smart shopper.

02

The Read-Aloud

Full read-through with stops for interactive questions. Kids predict what Clarence should do next. Spoiler: they argue about it.

03

The Shopping Game

Students compare two robots side-by-side — price, features, markdown. They vote. They debate. One kid always argues for the more expensive one. He's usually wrong.

04

Q&A + Concepts

Open Q&A covers the financial terms from the story — budgeting, comparison shopping, coupons, clearance, savings. Teachers get a terms reference sheet.

05

The Signing

If books are available, Jonathan signs. For assemblies, a signing table is set up after dismissal. Personalized inscriptions — just bring the book.

📚

Jonathan Bach

Attorney. Mixed-media artist. Dad. He wrote Clarence Gets a Bargain because his own kids needed a money book that didn't read like a worksheet.

The book covers 16+ financial concepts — budgeting, comparison shopping, coupons, clearance, 529 accounts — woven into a 36-page story about a kid who really wants a robot. Jonathan reads it the same way he wrote it: punchy, interactive, and allergic to boring.

School visits are a continuation of that. Same energy. Same mission. The kids learn the money stuff because the story demands it — not because a grading rubric told them to.

📖 Author, CGB ⚖️ Attorney 🎨 Mixed-Media Artist 🏆 4-Category Award Winner Maryland & Delaware

How Schools Pay for It.

Most schools find at least one budget line that fits. Here are the most common ones.

PTA / PTO Budget

Author visits are a standard PTA line item. If your PTA has done any cultural arts event this year, this qualifies. A one-page visit description is available on request.

Title I Funds

Financial literacy author events are eligible under Title I supplemental services. Check with your school's Title I coordinator — most already have an author visit category.

Literacy Grants

Dollar General, Barnes & Noble, and state humanities councils (Maryland Humanities, Delaware Humanities) all fund school author events. Grant cycles vary; plan 60–90 days ahead.

Credit Union Partnership

Maryland and Delaware credit unions actively fund K–5 financial literacy programming. If your district has a credit union relationship, this is the fastest path to full sponsorship.

Split Across Classrooms

For multi-classroom visits, the fee splits across participating classes. A visit covering four classrooms often costs less per class than a single field trip bus.

Cultural Arts Programming

Many districts have a cultural arts or enrichment fund separate from classroom budgets. Check with your arts or enrichment coordinator — author visits are a natural fit.

Documentation for grant applications and PTA budget requests is available on request. Happy to write a one-paragraph program description for your proposal.

The Practical Stuff.

Most schools have the same questions. Here they are.

How far in advance should we book?

4–6 weeks is ideal. Fall slots (September–November) fill early — if you're planning a financial literacy month event in October, reach out in August.

What does the school need to provide?

Projector or display screen for the virtual option. For in-person: a microphone if the group is larger than 80 students. That's it. No prep work, no printed materials needed in advance.

Are books available for purchase on the day?

Yes — order forms go home two weeks before the visit so families can pre-order. Jonathan signs every copy, including those students already own. Hardbound, $19.99.

Can teachers use the free educator resources before the visit?

Absolutely — and it makes the visit land harder when kids already know the characters. All six classroom resources are free at clarencegetsabargain.com/educator-toolkit. No email required.

What grade levels is this right for?

Written for Grades 1–5. The read-aloud and shopping game are designed so younger students engage with the story and older students dig into the financial concepts. Mixed-grade assemblies work well.

Is there a fee?

Yes. Pricing is based on visit format and travel. Email to discuss — the goal is to make the visit work within your budget, not the other way around. Virtual visits are priced lower than in-person.

Reserve Your Date.

Slots are limited. Email to check availability — include your school name, grade levels, preferred format, and a rough date range.

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